Stupid Question of the Day

A guy walks into a bar... Just Kidding
A guy walks into a restaurant that has a menu on the hostess stand, people enjoying beer at the bar and a few tables are filled with people eating lunch.
The man then says, "Do you guys serve food here?"

REALLY?..... How are we as servers expected to answer this question politely? Every ounce of me wants to give the guy a GIBBS Slap (NCIS reference) to the back of the head and reply, "You just walked into a restaurant, buddy, what do you think?" But, of course, if that were the answer I gave this half-wit, I would be the one in trouble.

So, instead, we politely say, "Yes Sir, we do serve food, we are serving food right now. Would you like to take a seat and we'll be with you in a moment." (moron)

But, I'm just a waitress... what do I know?